Dislcaimer :-  I was just repeating what was told to me by a good friend. Both of us are from Telangana. So take it easy. Old fashioned “C” program satire.

#include <JAC.h>
#include<SONIA.h>
#include<CONGRESS.h>
#include<TDP.h>
#include<BJP.h>
#define PRP  _FLOAT

void main()
{

int i

for( i = now; i < NEXT_ELECTION; i++)
{
TRS              :- We are backward.
The rest    :- Ok, we agree you are backward. Let us give you some benefits.

TRS              :- Nope we need water. The water has been robbed from us.
The rest    :- Okay lets talk about new projects and new canals.

TRS               :- Nope, you make fun of our language.
The rest     :- Sorry , our apologies, we made mistake, We love your language.

TRS                :- You took our jobs.
The rest      :- Nope, you are mistaken, we didn’t steal your jobs.

TRS                 :- We are underdeveloped.
The rest       :- Sure, let us talk about a package about development.

TRS                 :- We lost our self respect.
The rest       :- No you didn’t loose it. You are proud a Telangana bidda.

TRS                 :- You made fun of our culture.
The rest       :- Who said it ? , your culture is great, probably the greatest.

TRS                 :- Nope we need self administration.
The rest       :- Well, lets empower the districts.You can develop on your own.

TRS                 :- Nope we need you to respect us.
The rest       :- Sorry , Sorry Sorry, we respect you.

TRS                 :- We need our own state.
The rest       :- Are you sure this will solve the problem with current TRS leaders ?

TRS                 :- We are backward.
The rest       :- Ok, we agree you are backward. Let us give you some benefits.

TRS                 :- Nope we need water. The water has been robbed from us.
The rest      :- Okay lets talk about new projects and new canals.
}

}