Program TRS
Dislcaimer :- I was just repeating what was told to me by a good friend. Both of us are from Telangana. So take it easy. Old fashioned “C” program satire.
#include <JAC.h>
#include<SONIA.h>
#include<CONGRESS.h>
#include<TDP.h>
#include<BJP.h>
#define PRP _FLOAT
void main()
{
int i
for( i = now; i < NEXT_ELECTION; i++)
{
TRS :- We are backward.
The rest :- Ok, we agree you are backward. Let us give you some benefits.
TRS :- Nope we need water. The water has been robbed from us.
The rest :- Okay lets talk about new projects and new canals.
TRS :- Nope, you make fun of our language.
The rest :- Sorry , our apologies, we made mistake, We love your language.
TRS :- You took our jobs.
The rest :- Nope, you are mistaken, we didn’t steal your jobs.
TRS :- We are underdeveloped.
The rest :- Sure, let us talk about a package about development.
TRS :- We lost our self respect.
The rest :- No you didn’t loose it. You are proud a Telangana bidda.
TRS :- You made fun of our culture.
The rest :- Who said it ? , your culture is great, probably the greatest.
TRS :- Nope we need self administration.
The rest :- Well, lets empower the districts.You can develop on your own.
TRS :- Nope we need you to respect us.
The rest :- Sorry , Sorry Sorry, we respect you.
TRS :- We need our own state.
The rest :- Are you sure this will solve the problem with current TRS leaders ?
TRS :- We are backward.
The rest :- Ok, we agree you are backward. Let us give you some benefits.
TRS :- Nope we need water. The water has been robbed from us.
The rest :- Okay lets talk about new projects and new canals.
}
}
I hate that you included a Disclaimer that your friend and you both are from TG.
Telangana vallu kakapote Telangana meeda, TRS/KCR meeda sattire veyakudadani law emanna pass chesara terrorists, sorry TRS leaders?
Arun garu,
It was humor , I just don’t want people to get emotional. So i disclosed.
Awesome program..very funny..with the current set of leaders dont expect anything…we need new blood in politics..
if objTRS.getSeparateState = True then
goto #1
end if
/* After elections */
results = (Telangana) TRS,BJP : 50-50 ; (Rest of Andhra) PRP : 100% ; TDP:Null; Congress : -1;
Byelections = waste of people money;
you and your friend both suck @ programming. If you run this, will go to infinite loop. No result! 🙂
KP garu,
Glad you were here to review it. You can give your own numbers to “now” and “NEXT_ELECTION”
🙂
Sairam garu,
Sure , why not ??
🙂
You could – but, why? 🙂
Mohan is such an insignificant player in this.
#include Mohan.h